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Posted by gamerdakota - February 22nd, 2008


Join the raid: http://partyvan.info/index.php/Project _Chanology

"Did you know that Scientology is going around making people believe that Jesus was a homosexual and a pedophile?

"Jesus was not nearly the sainted figure has been made out to be. In addition
to being a lover of young boys and men, he was given to uncontrollable bursts of
temper and hatred that belied the general message of love, understanding and
other typical Marcab PR."

- L. Ron Hubbard. Founder of the Church of Scientology.
- http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/fishman/

ot8b.html

( [ctrl]+F: "Jesus" )

Now I know a lot of you think that Scientology is just a stupid cult that will die out in time.

It's not.

It's getting thousands of members each day and thousands, if not millions of dollars in required monetary payments from each member.

It's one of the only "religions" that require payment.

The higher you go up the more money you have to pay.

It's followers have payed the Church millions.

The church then uses these millions to expand.

To infiltrated our communities and disconnect families.

If a member in your family becomes a scientologist.

The church will demand that they cease all contact with you.

The church works extremely hard at making sure

That the loyalty of each of their members

Sides far more with the Church than their own families.

If you let Scientology gain ground in your town

If you let your children, parents or siblings fall to them.

They will never talk to you again.

You will have lost a family member.

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disconnec tion

They already started targetting our schools. They offer anti-drug and rehabilitation programs to give themselves a good public image and establish trust within communities. Don't let this fool you. They're anti-drug and rehabilitation programs are merely their means of recruiting members into their religion. Instead of giving proper secular anti-drug and rehabilitation programs, they preach and sell their hypnotic and dangerous religion.

They have already taken over an entire town:

SCIENTOLOGY & THEIR CORRUPT POLICE:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?doci d=4595729596527335458

They have already infiltrated The United States Government:

"Under this program, Scientology operatives committed infiltration, wiretapping, and theft of documents in government offices, most notably those of the U.S. Internal Revenue Service. "
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation _Snow_White

They have been prosecuted with MURDER and GOT AWAY WITH IT
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCGP-05 45EU

INFILTRATION OF THE US GOVERNMENT IS A TERRORIST ATTACK.

THIS IS CONSIDERED AS A FORM OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM

DOMESTIC TERRORISM ARE PERFORMED BY DOMESTIC TERRORISTS.

For the Love of GOD and The United States.

DON'T LET THIS DANGEROUS RELIGION / CULT SPREAD ANY FARTHER.

They may have declared themselves a religion granting them amendment rights.

In which the United States government may not interfere with their operations

However.

We as citizens and general public still can.

The best way is to tell EVERYONE you know the truth about scientology.

The best way is to request that your pastor hold a sermon on it.

The best way is to pass out flyers and get your church active.

The best way is to not let them get any more recruitments.

The best way is to not let them get any more money.

Once they run out of money

They won't be able to afford any more operations

They won't be able to recruit any more new members.

Without new members their religion will die

And they will have no more power.

PLEASE DO THE RIGHT THING.

For The Love of Your Country.

And

For the love of God, The Son and The Holy Spirit

IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

COPY AND REPOST THIS.

DONT WORRY.

All of the information contained comes from cited sources.

And they can't sue you if you are citing factual sources.

You are protected by and under federal law.

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.

BY NOT REPOSTING THIS YOU ARE SAYING

YOU SUPPORT DOMESTIC TERRORISM.

REPOST THIS!!!!!


Posted by gamerdakota - February 21st, 2008


FOLLOW DA RULES!

BE COO'


Posted by gamerdakota - February 14th, 2008


UPDATE 2/20/08:TRAGIC NEWS TODAY!
LAZORKITTY'S Cousin's Retarded Brother,Biscuts,was found dead in his home today from a drug overdose. :(

LAZORKITTY'S Cousin's Retarded Brother,Biscuts.

Meet...


Posted by gamerdakota - February 14th, 2008


Yes people,it is true.I met the NG Mod BigBadRon today! I was just walking the street when I saw him,wearing that weird bandana on his face.

"Hey,aren't you BigBadRon from Newgrounds.com?" I asked him,with a massive smile across my face.
"Err,yeah.Do you go there?" He said.
"Yeah.You may remember me.I'm the guy that you...banned about uhm...30 times for no reason..."
"Oh yeah...I HATE J00! USUCK N I HOPE J00 DIE I WANT U TO DROP DEADZORZ!!!!!!111!!!!oneone!!" He shout angrily at me,then went on a murderous rampage,with a huge smile still on my face.

Then I realized what just happened.He sucked the soul right out of my body.

So heres the moral of the story kids,never go up to BBR and tell him you're from NG.Now,If you'll excuse me,I need to go give Death a BJ.


Posted by gamerdakota - February 13th, 2008


But his cousin isn't.

LAZORKITTY is dead...


Posted by gamerdakota - February 10th, 2008


He's back! Hide you'r children and you'r pr0nz!

The Return of LAZOR KITTY!


Posted by gamerdakota - February 10th, 2008


This is my story that is pretty much written by the viewer.You write a comment and I'll put it in the story,doesn't matter if I like it or not.GO!

One day GamerDakota was walking down the street,when he saw DrugMan,and he said "penis".
Then DrugMan told me a story.

"once apon a time there was a man in a cowboy hat sitting at a bar and a hot chick just came and order a drink but the cowboy dude said I would like to get a drink for this lady and he put a date rape drug in there but the lady saw and said I'gonna stab your dick she stab it and ran it was bleeding all over as it was he scream MA PENIS
Then when she ran there a Russian dude that flirted with her and fixed her broken bike. But really he was an undercover cop and he said your hawt. And she also stab him in the dick and ran. When she went back to her house for no apparent reason sh stab her boyfriend in the dick then she relized. She became addicted to stabing peoples in the dicks. Then another dude came and said your hawt she also stab him in the penis. But then a handsome man said lady you are so ugly. Then she replied thank you and made out with him then they did it. He hug her from the back positioned his ands on her breast and repeaditly rub then they had sex then end"

ten Michel jackson came to the three little bears and show off his mangina
and said it is a combination of a vagina and a man


Posted by gamerdakota - February 10th, 2008


NOT A GARBAGEZ WHISTLE NAO MODS NEVAR LISTEN!


Posted by gamerdakota - February 4th, 2008


"-And the babysitter was found dead,with some cake,which we believe to be a lie,next to her.I'm Harry Nads,Channel 8 news.Goodnight."

"WOWZORZ WUT A COINCIDENCE COS IMA BABYSITTIN RIGHT NAO!" The 1337-speaking babysitter said."LOL IMMA GO GET ON NOOGROUNDS."

The babysitter went to go get on their computer (of the families baby that he was babysitting...or something like that,I don't know,its confusing.),and went to Newgrounds.com

When he logged in,he found that he had a new Private Message! He eagerly clicked on his Inbox,missing a few times though,and clicked on his new message.

"OMIJIZZ WUT IS DIS ALL BOUT?!!!!!".He looked at the message with shock.It went like this.

Hello,you little noob burger.I've had it with all you'r shite,posting crappy flash,spamming
the forums,typing like a moron
(That one hit him hard).Well,I'm going to end this.I'm in you'r
you'r house right now.In fact,I can see you reading this.And don't think about trying to escape
nobody can get in our out.And I cut you'r phone lines.Prepare to die.

Just as he read that,he saw a shadow swoop across the hallway."WHO DAT?" He asked,in a shill voice.Suddenly,the lights turned off.The only thing still running was his computer.He got a new message.

Now you'r lights are out.Scare yet?

He responded.

LOL YA

Then he heard a loud noise.A chainsaw."OMGSHITEBBQ!!!!!" He shouted.Then,the shadowy man with the chainsaw rushed into the computer room,and hacked off his legs.He fell up against the wall.

His vision was fading out,he knew he was dead.But right before he died,he was able to make out the face of the murder.

He was horrorfied.

OMG DON'T READ THIS!!!!!1111!!!!oneone!!!!-Part 2:THE RECKONING


Posted by gamerdakota - January 31st, 2008


I'm Head of Gathering evidence for DrugMan3's group,The Newgrounds Slayers.And you see,were currently looking for new members,so if you're interested in helping to get rid of stolen flashes,spammers,and other big annoyances on NG,then The Slayers is right for you!