One night,A girl was baby sitting,when she decided to get on MySpace from there computer.
Babysitter:"leik omg im stuck babysittin these lil bratz"
She was chatting with her other MySpace Whore friends when she heard a strange noise outside.
"liek omg wut wuz dat?" She said. She looked out the window and saw nothing. But she was still a little nervous...and she saw that the front door was unlocked. "LEIK OMGBBQ!!!!!!!" She shouted in all caps. She ran to the door,but it was too late.The killer walked in and was running at her with a knife. "GTFO!!!!!!" She shouted at him. She ran back upstairs and saw she had 5 new MySpace Messages. At this point,the killer was right beside her. "leik hang on" She said to him. "omg!" she said. "What?" asked the killer. "Jill just got a new puppie look at the pic!" she said. "Aww...its sooooooo cute!" He said. Then there was a long silence. They both became bored (because MySpace is friggin' boring) and the killer began chasing her again.She ran outside into her yard and tripped on a rock about 50 times(because that happens in every horror movie) and the killer stabbed her in the face. Back inside,The babies were just now waking up,despite the commotion,and realized they were the only ones there. "like,wtf?" the baby said to the other.OMG U JUST RED IT NOW U GUNNA DIE COZ U RED IT AT MIDNITE THER WILL B A KILLAR UNDER UR BED AND HE WILL HAVE PIE BUT HE WON'T GIVE U ANY!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!1ONEONE!!!!!1111!!
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