"-And the babysitter was found dead,with some cake,which we believe to be a lie,next to her.I'm Harry Nads,Channel 8 news.Goodnight."
"WOWZORZ WUT A COINCIDENCE COS IMA BABYSITTIN RIGHT NAO!" The 1337-speaking babysitter said."LOL IMMA GO GET ON NOOGROUNDS."
The babysitter went to go get on their computer (of the families baby that he was babysitting...or something like that,I don't know,its confusing.),and went to Newgrounds.com
When he logged in,he found that he had a new Private Message! He eagerly clicked on his Inbox,missing a few times though,and clicked on his new message.
"OMIJIZZ WUT IS DIS ALL BOUT?!!!!!".He looked at the message with shock.It went like this.
Hello,you little noob burger.I've had it with all you'r shite,posting crappy flash,spamming
the forums,typing like a moron (That one hit him hard).Well,I'm going to end this.I'm in you'r
you'r house right now.In fact,I can see you reading this.And don't think about trying to escape
nobody can get in our out.And I cut you'r phone lines.Prepare to die.
Just as he read that,he saw a shadow swoop across the hallway."WHO DAT?" He asked,in a shill voice.Suddenly,the lights turned off.The only thing still running was his computer.He got a new message.
Now you'r lights are out.Scare yet?
Then he heard a loud noise.A chainsaw."OMGSHITEBBQ!!!!!" He shouted.Then,the shadowy man with the chainsaw rushed into the computer room,and hacked off his legs.He fell up against the wall.
His vision was fading out,he knew he was dead.But right before he died,he was able to make out the face of the murder.
He was horrorfied.