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The Return of LAZOR KITTY!

Posted by gamerdakota - February 10th, 2008


He's back! Hide you'r children and you'r pr0nz!

The Return of LAZOR KITTY!


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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
RUN FOR IT!!
*shot it the back*

NOOOOO!

I hold the only item that can defeat Lazor Kitty... a mirror.

Good thinking.

Killslasher shall save the day,
with his condom shield
and his ultimate dildo sword
"FUCK YOU ALL!"he will then say,
then he will masturbate
on a table
and grab that laser
and then a cable.
Then you have sum cable TV,
Goddamnit it's the LAZORKITTY!!!!!!!1111111

lol so killslasher could never kill the lazorkitty....

*sniff*...That...that was beautiful :3

Killsalsher then said
"IM BACK!" and fled.

Oh wait shit.
that means killslasher isn't a hero after all?

But all of a sudden.
a wall of words appeared.
sum saying "HAX",and sum saying "BEER!"
So killslasher was,on his computer,
but his intelligence,was many fewer.
He couldn't use hax,
but only a real axe.
and the he went bak,
but just to relax,
When the lazorkitty came down.
Killslasher had a frown.
but grabbed the axe,
and cho-
OH SHIT THE LAZOR BLASTED!
just as Killslash splatted,
but that wasn't red,
or anything bad...

it was...

CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

so killslasher said

JUST CUM ON MY HEAD!

and mixed with it in,
and became....

CUMSLASHER!!!!!!!!!!

so he slashed the kitty,
and he and the sexy prostitute lived happily ever after.
Oh and that last person came from nowhere so don't ask me.

From now on,I am going to call you Cumslasher.

AAAAAHHHHH i'l use my.............sister no wait i don't have sister i know *zip* my lazer kitty killer *click* crap i i bought this piece of-
OH SHI-