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The Return of LAZOR KITTY!

2008-02-10 22:29:41 by gamerdakota
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He's back! Hide you'r children and you'r pr0nz!

The Return of LAZOR KITTY!


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HippieSlayer23HippieSlayer23

2008-02-11 19:05:21

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
RUN FOR IT!!
*shot it the back*

gamerdakota responds:

NOOOOO!


FadePuffFadePuff

2008-02-11 22:57:27

I hold the only item that can defeat Lazor Kitty... a mirror.

gamerdakota responds:

Good thinking.


killslasherkillslasher

2008-02-12 21:03:35

Killslasher shall save the day,
with his condom shield
and his ultimate dildo sword
"FUCK YOU ALL!"he will then say,
then he will masturbate
on a table
and grab that laser
and then a cable.
Then you have sum cable TV,
Goddamnit it's the LAZORKITTY!!!!!!!1111111

lol so killslasher could never kill the lazorkitty....

gamerdakota responds:

*sniff*...That...that was beautiful :3


killslasherkillslasher

2008-02-13 16:35:24

Killsalsher then said
"IM BACK!" and fled.

Oh wait shit.
that means killslasher isn't a hero after all?

But all of a sudden.
a wall of words appeared.
sum saying "HAX",and sum saying "BEER!"
So killslasher was,on his computer,
but his intelligence,was many fewer.
He couldn't use hax,
but only a real axe.
and the he went bak,
but just to relax,
When the lazorkitty came down.
Killslasher had a frown.
but grabbed the axe,
and cho-
OH SHIT THE LAZOR BLASTED!
just as Killslash splatted,
but that wasn't red,
or anything bad...

it was...

CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!

so killslasher said

JUST CUM ON MY HEAD!

and mixed with it in,
and became....

CUMSLASHER!!!!!!!!!!

so he slashed the kitty,
and he and the sexy prostitute lived happily ever after.
Oh and that last person came from nowhere so don't ask me.

gamerdakota responds:

From now on,I am going to call you Cumslasher.


FlameTerrorFlameTerror

2008-02-23 21:07:37

AAAAAHHHHH i'l use my.............sister no wait i don't have sister i know *zip* my lazer kitty killer *click* crap i i bought this piece of-
OH SHI-